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Lesbians Demotivational Poster


THE CLITORIS -


TAGS: i bet even lesbians have to fake it most times
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy


(IR)RATIONAL PHOBIA -


TAGS: phobia lesbians dyke
Rating: 4.54/5

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THEBRAT - July 5, 2011, 12:59 am
LMFAO..!! Good one...
Spydaweb - April 12, 2011, 8:21 am
I'm afraid of nothing, normally.
GySgt1811 - October 15, 2010, 11:05 am
"500 pounds and the flannel shirt..."
Mr. Shiny - October 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Eeyore3061 - October 14, 2010, 5:19 pm
Sure it's not 'man-boobs'? Please gods, please please please let it be man-boobs.... Off to wash out my eyeballs!! 5L's btw. ;)
hootizz - October 14, 2010, 6:53 am
Love the 'nipple tweak' going on in the photo...


LESBIANS - Are into Finger Painting.


TAGS: lesbians finger paint
Rating: 1.8/5

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elixiri - July 11, 2011, 2:00 am
that is not lesbians. They are ordinary straight couple.


LOVELY.... -




THAT FORCED SMILE - Says your teammates have had the Good touch bad touch talk with you.


TAGS: lesbians girl party
Rating: 4.6/5

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Nicholas441144 - July 30, 2010, 8:40 am
In this scenario, it's all good touch.


GAMERS -




SOME BITCHES - just prefer pussy.


TAGS: lesbians
Rating: 2.89/5

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LESBIANS -


TAGS: lesbians are women
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:04 pm
You know...I think that's what a wife is...Don't you buy them from Russia?
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 9:57 pm
I'd pay for a Hooker to clean my house and do my laundry and make me lunch. For one afternoon, I'd feel like a God. Hey, if I am paying for her time, I am getting more then just sex. Lol.
Who Cares? - January 14, 2010, 9:16 pm
I'm saying that there are women out there willing to do anything for money. Lesbians are no exception. Of course I doubt they'd switch sides. Course I didnt make the cartoon.
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 9:02 pm
Bisexual women make the best sammiches...
Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 9:00 pm
I agree. I have little to no clue what he means by this post. Are you saying to treat a Lesbian just like another woman? Fine... But if I get the shit kicked out of me for asking for a sammich, I'm coming after you.
Chompers - January 14, 2010, 8:50 pm
Funny comic, but a really bad place to post it. still, 4L


CARPET - If you don't munch it, you're not a lesbian!




SUPERGIRL -


TAGS: supergirl powergirl lesbians
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:36 pm
That must be one good happy ending.the #$%* must be good?
agdaniele - January 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Damn good.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2010, 2:36 pm
Nice spin on this one Jake. 5L


GAY TEST - If you have never imagined yourself getting caught in the middle of a situation like this: YOU...FAIL




EXPERIMENTATION - "It is all part of my plan for world domination – and by world, I mean Fanboy World." ~Kristen Bell~




LESBIAN TAXI - She enjoyed the ride. You will to.


TAGS: lesbians
Rating: 2.38/5

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LESBIANS - Always get in between them guys!


TAGS: lesbians
Rating: 2.15/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 15, 2010, 10:02 am
Whatever you say naru.
Duhh - July 2, 2009, 10:07 am
These pics crack me up because the losers fapping it over them think they'd be remotely interested in them. Reminds me of the story of the guy who got his threesome wish. Then the two women decided they didn't need him anymore so the one divorced him.
Classy - November 22, 2008, 10:31 am
These types of pics always crack me up. As if all lesbians or bi-chicks are that hot. But it is a funny motifake.
Airborne173 - October 28, 2008, 5:45 pm
You are a buzzkill
Bulgy McPackage - July 2, 2008, 3:04 am
I wish. Unfortunately, lesbians mostly leave guys alone. sigh.


ARE YOU KIDDING?!?! - Mao say's we CAN'T enjoy this?!


TAGS: chinese lesbians
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

spacedog - August 22, 2010, 5:18 pm
Good one.
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 11:49 pm
A test of one's loyalty and self control...I'd be doomed...
rerun - January 20, 2010, 10:21 pm

well, to begin with as a mod-light all I can do is approve or reject posters. In event I should be considered for full mod status, cannot be abusive.
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 10:10 pm
Not even slightly less than evil? What good is power if you can"t abuse it?? ROFLMAO!!!
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:13 pm

too late pumpkin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2010, 6:57 pm
I refuse to be moderated by Rerun....He's one of "those"....XD
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 6:32 pm
congrats rerun
rerun - January 20, 2010, 6:23 pm

just filling in until Aggy gets back. I had to the the Mod-Lite oath, no evil things, no matter how slight.
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 2:17 pm
Thank you rerun...and may you use your new found power for....slightly evil things...
MO - January 20, 2010, 2:12 pm
*congrats*
MO - January 20, 2010, 1:40 pm
Rerun!! That's just Amsome! Congats on the promotion.
Bovee - January 20, 2010, 1:21 pm
he has earned it. Congrates.
thatonechick - January 20, 2010, 1:19 pm
Looks like he has certain privileges, but isn't a full mod... yet? Hmmm. Neat-o!
Airman - January 20, 2010, 1:12 pm
there could be new commandments coming
DreMagnum - January 20, 2010, 1:11 pm
Wow, he is. Which is kind of strange because, you know, a Jew in power....
Airman - January 20, 2010, 1:08 pm
Rerun.. you a mod now?
rerun - January 20, 2010, 1:03 pm

thanks for admitting not your work. Goes a long way to retaining credibility
phydeaux - January 20, 2010, 12:57 pm
Actually, I found this. I can take no credit for it at all.
R.S.Jake - January 20, 2010, 10:24 am
Nice photshop phydeaux, how'd you get your avatar in the background? LOL


M.A.L.2. -




LAYING THE FOUNDATION - for the MALT




LESBIANS -


TAGS: lesbians babys storks
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:37 pm
i suppose you don't get the old tall tale that storks deliver babies to couples the world over...seeing as lesbians can be couples (in certain states) this stork would be able to deliver to that couple
omnia - October 1, 2009, 4:39 pm
what does the picture have anything to do with the text?


LESBIANS - Yes. She can suck a golfball through a garden hose. This is as close as you are ever going to get.


TAGS: lesbians
Rating: 3.33/5

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LESBIANS - They even make my ZX2 look good


TAGS: lesbians
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Jovian Justus

LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 10:49 am
Please, adding a pine tree air freshener to a ZX2 not only look makes it look better, it almost doubles it's trade-in value.
Porcelina - November 18, 2008, 5:06 pm
Spartan, I think that was the joke..
MFWLR - November 18, 2008, 4:41 pm
Stiffer springs, uprated shocks etc, etc
aPauling - August 21, 2008, 10:58 am
I think you're going to need a bigger car.
Spartan077 - August 21, 2008, 4:28 am
News Flash..... These dykes are not attractive.
shtoink - August 20, 2008, 11:33 pm
well... maybe not THESE lesbians


I JUST CRIED A LITTLE... - that's just beautiful!


TAGS: lesbians
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by KENANDREWS2

Bob D. Sailor - April 20, 2010, 8:54 pm
Bad chick-fake math: Hot girls kissing = 5L (A), Bad chick fake poster 4L (B), so we have A - B = 1L. That is all.
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:24 pm
That goes for comments on this poster as well.
DreMagnum - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
To be honest, I've seen way worse than this one. You cant just let cubby have all the chickfakes, because Ron and Bone and some others have made really good ones as well. You have to let the noobs that show potential get some through so they stick around
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:31 pm
My issue is that this pic has been used before, and far far far better. Plus, Cubby really has the chickfake market cornered, locked down and tucked away.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 3:15 pm
I'm not really fussed on newbies. I don't think any of these should be approved. I think the girls wearing hardly anything schtick is boring. From anyone. Things shouldn't only be approved if they are be a regular. Rules should be rules. Just my 2 pence.
pieman - April 20, 2010, 3:06 pm
Damn. Give the newbies some feedback they can use. There are like a hundrend out there that make it on their picture alone. Let them know this is mainly Cubby's arena and they have to try damn hard because Cubby has done it all.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 2:35 pm
Why was this approved?
5butjam - April 20, 2010, 1:14 pm
I have to concur with Face, I know I'm not experienced or anything but surely this could've been made funnier?
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 1:00 pm
I just voted a 1L cuz this chickfake is crap


CRIMES - Some are worse than others.


TAGS: crime criminal lesbians statutory rape
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - September 4, 2009, 9:26 am
In case you don't get it right away, read the first "Disturbance" under Tuesday Sept 1. I know, I know, but some folks on here need some help every now and then.


STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below


TAGS: standards tattoo lesbians freak freaks kissing marijuana pancakes
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by aPauling

CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
from the little bit i can se of the blue chick i would to
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:41 pm
you also have to take into consideration the fact that she's holding a joint. When the shits that good you'll fuck anyone
Porcelina - October 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I'd fuck the blue haired bitch..


LESBIANS - What's not to love?


TAGS: lesbians madonna spears christina
Rating: 1.58/5

More motifakes by WISarcasm

Galen066 - August 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
Madonna... king of the lipstick lesbians. One kiss from her would be enough to make a bull dyke go breeder.


LESBIANISM -




STRATEGY - The skill to win a game with eight catchers and only one pitcher.


TAGS: softball lesbians
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

GreyScorpion - December 7, 2010, 8:50 am
very twisted, me likes! 5L
agdaniele - December 7, 2010, 12:49 am
As solid as it gets. Take notes, noobs. 5L.


CENSORSHIP SUCKS -




LESBIANS -




REVELATION - Discovering the roommate who has seen you naked a thousand times wants more than just splitting the rent...priceless!




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